Jing ordered a pizza Meat lovers pizza
靖點了披薩
With thick double-decker crust
肉食愛好者披薩搭配雙層餅皮
But he missed the notice sign: Baking Required
但他漏看了提示：需要烘烤！
First time in Austin In Holiday Inn there's noting
第一次在奧斯汀，在假日酒店裡什麼都沒有
But nothing can ever stop Jing
但沒有東西能夠阻止靖了
He microwaved the uncooked thing
他微波了那塊生的披薩
Eww soggy
（噁...黏黏的）
And ate half of it
然後吃掉整整一半！
If you're being stupid again oh Meiguan Xideyo
如果你又在耍笨了，喔沒關係的唷！
You're just being yourself again oh Wodongnio
你只是又一次的做自己，喔我懂你喔！
If there's something missing again oh Meiguan Xideyo
如果又有什麼東西不見了，喔沒關係的唷！
You're just being yourself again oh Wodongnio
你只是又一次的做自己，喔我懂你喔！
Jing lost his head just as expected there he go again
靖失去理智了，不出所料，他又來了！
This time what he's done in sum well he broke his leg
這次，一言以敝之，他摔斷腿了（唉…）
First time skateboarding he tried to skate the bowl but no
第一次滑板，他就想洗碗，但不！
He lost his balance there
他失去了平衡
His leg bent in a peculiar way you know what happened next
他的腳以奇怪的角度彎曲，你知道接下來發生了什麼事
If you're being stupid again oh Meiguan Xideyo
如果你又在耍笨了，喔沒關係的唷！
You're just being yourself again oh Wodongnio
你只是又一次的做自己，喔我懂你喔！
If there's something missing again oh Meiguan Xideyo
如果又有什麼東西不見了，喔沒關係的唷！
You're just being yourself again oh Wodongnio
你只是又一次的做自己，喔我懂你喔！
Don't matter anymore anymore how many more many more I'll be there
再也再也沒差了，不管發生了幾次又幾次，我都會在！
Don't matter anymore anymore how many more many more I'll be there
再也再也沒差了，不管發生了幾次又幾次，我都會在！
Don't matter anymore anymore how many more many more I'll be there
再也再也沒差了，不管發生了幾次又幾次，我都會在！
Don't matter anymore anymore how many more many more I'll be there
再也再也沒差了，不管發生了幾次又幾次，我都會在！